The other
day I wrote about my experience on a trip to the Highlands. I didn’t expect it
to be particularly popular article, after all Gaelic is a minority language
spoken on a daily basis by about eleven thousand people mostly in the Outer
Hebrides. But suddenly my timeline was filled with raging Scottish
Nationalists.
Not one of them addressed the substantive point I had made about names. Instead I received an almost uniform series of comments insulting me personally. I was blind. I had a poor reading/driving ability. I was stupid. Each Scottish nationalist missed the point in exactly the same way as if they were reading from a script. Perhaps they were. I don’t know how Scottish nationalist facebook groups work. Perhaps they go around with a metaphorical fiery cross to gather up the Scottish nationalist clan underlings to make a Highland charge against me. Perhaps it happens by chance and the scripted appearance of the attack is accidental. Who knows? Who cares? I block on sight. I am uninterested in these people’s comments.
The logic
of my argument is very simple. If quadrilinugal signs are less clear than
trilingual signs, then it follows logically that bilingual signs are less clear
than monolingual signs. It is indisputable that quadrilingual signs in four
languages and three scripts would at a large roundabout be less clear than
trilingual signs. But if someone disagrees, we can increase the number of
languages until we reach one hundred when the point becomes self-evident.
It may be
that in certain countries where multiple languages are spoken that such signs
are justified out of necessity. But the fact that countries with monolingual cultures
prefer monolingual signs shows that bilingual signs should only be justified by
necessity.
It would
for instance be considered ludicrous to include the Anglo-Saxon name of a place
in England as well as the Latin name and the Brittonic name so that signs would
be quadrilingual. But more people in England speak Anglo-Saxon and Latin than
speak Gaelic in Scotland. In recorded history, Brittonic is the indigenous
language of England and most likely of Scotland too, being the language spoken
in Pre-Roman times both in England and Scotland. Gaelic is derived from Middle
Irish and was imported to Scotland, so it is in fact neither Scottish nor
indigenous.
No one in
England nor anywhere else in Europe would consider having signs in a language
spoken by just 0.2% of the population, not even if they were
indigenous. It would make the signs less clear for no good reason. If
this were not the case, why doesn’t England have bilingual signs in Latin just
for the sake of it or for the tourists. But the resultant lessening of clarity would have
no purpose. No Latin speaker in England would fail to find his destination
because of the lack of Londinium or Luguvalium on the signs.
Until
relatively recently in the Highlands all signs used only the modern form of
place names that are in common usage in the Highlands. This is no different
from in England where they prefer the modern spelling and pronunciation of
place names. No one asks the way to Jorvik. Not one single Highlander or Gaelic
speaker lost his way because a sign did not direct him to A' Mhanachainn
[Beauly] or Cille Chuimein [Fort Augustus]. Quite the reverse. If signs had
only included the Gaelic name no one would have been able to find their way
unless they knew where it was already.
So, it
has been established that the purpose of the Gaelic signs is not about
describing the names of places as they are commonly used. Few if any people
living in the Highlands ask the way to Cille Chuimein. So, the signs do not
describe names that are in common usage. The vast majority of Highlanders
including Gaelic speakers use Inverness and Dingwall in daily life. Almost no
one asks the way to Inbhir Nis [Inverness] or Inbhir Pheofharain [Dingwall].
Perhaps 0.2% of the Scottish populations use these names, but probably even
they don’t.
But if that
is the case then the Gaelic signs neither describe place names in ordinary use
nor do they direct anyone to anywhere. They are therefore not signs at all. If
the signs were only in Gaelic no one, or almost no one, would be able to find
their way to Dingwall, which means qua sign, the Gaelic part is redundant.
Why then
do we have signs that are redundant, and which contribute to lack of clarity in
signage for no purpose? After all no one in England would stand for signs in
Latin and English for no reason. They would immediately describe them as a road
hazard and a waste of money.
There are
two reasons why we have Gaelic signs. The Gaelic language is in decline and
some people in Scotland wish to stop this decline and indeed reverse it. The
other reason is political. Scottish nationalism requires a language other than
English to express its difference. Scots as spoken by most Scottish people does
not serve this purpose as it is merely an accent with a few different words and
is readily understood by most native English speakers with no more difficulty
than we have in understanding people from Yorkshire.
The drive to increase the number of Gaelic speakers is political. Why is there no concern about the decline of Urdu speakers or worries that Polish children in Scotland will soon cease to speak Polish? Why are those who first learned the Cyrillic alphabet not aided by having a sign saying Инвернесс? It is not its minority status that justifies the special treatment given to Gaelic. There are many minority languages in Scotland that are spoken more than Gaelic is. It is the idea that Gaelic is indigenous and Scottish that justifies the attempts to save it. But this isn’t a linguistic argument it is a political one and obviously nationalistic. The indigenous being more important than the immigrant is the essence of ethnic nationalism. This is why Scottish nationalists go crazy when I criticise Gaelic road signs.
Only politics can explain why vast amounts of money is
spent on Gaelic schools and Television. Never in the field of human language was
so much spent by so many on so few.
But while there may be lots of people learning a few
words of Gaelic and while there is an attempt to bring up some children
bilingually in Gaelic and English, these people always choose to use English in
their daily lives both at home and at work. The more effort that is made to
make Scotland a genuinely Gaelic speaking place, the fewer people there are who
actually speak vernacular Gaelic. There are no monolingual adult Gaelic speakers and each Gaelic speaker always finds speaking English more useful. This is why Gaelic speakers continue to dwindle no matter the evening classes and lessons in Gaelic medium schools. SNP politicians tweeting in Gaelic doesn't change this reality. Tweeting in Gaelic just means very few people indeed can understand your tweet. It would be more profitable Tweeting in Ancient Greek.
But lots of people earn their living from this attempt to keep Gaelic on life-support. If you speak Gaelic fluently you have a much better chance of working on Gaelic language TV than you do on English language TV. It is perhaps for this reason that none of these people will admit that the attempt to keep Gaelic alive has failed. The last native speaker of Gaelic will die in the next twenty years just as the last native speaker of Cornish died in 1777.
At this point Gaelic will be kept alive in universities and by learners,
but it will become the equivalent of Anglo-Saxon. We do not mourn the loss of
Anglo-Saxon, because the loss of languages is an inevitable feature of human
history and indeed progress. If that were not the case, then Gaelic speakers would still be
speaking Middle Irish. If we had had a Bòrd na Gàidhlig when we were speaking
Middle Irish, we would never have reached Gàidhlig, but would have kept
speaking An Mheán-Ghaeilge [Middle Irish].
One of the great pleasures in life is learning a
foreign language and speaking it fluently. If Gaelic were as widely spoken as
Welsh in Scotland, I would unquestionably learn it. But I know more Polish speakers
in Scotland than Gaelic speakers and I can travel to Poland and use the Polish
that I have learned. I’m sorry, but I can’t do that in Scotland.
Scottish nationalists direct their anger at me for
pointing out truths that undermine their arguments. But they never find counter
arguments, they just find abuse. It makes me worry about how opponents of Scottish independence would
fair in an independent Scotland. I suppose eventually we would become as rare as Gaelic speakers.
Scottish nationalists are abusive about a Gaelic language they cannot
themselves speak and which they have no intention of learning. I think Gaelic
is dying. Instead of swearing and ranting at me why don’t you study it? Why
don’t you prove me wrong?